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Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Superintendent Chalmers.
– I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
– Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent’s gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations There’ll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn’t smoke.
It’s steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we’re having.
Steamed clams.
Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D’oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That’s what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It’s a regional dialect.
– Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? – Uh, upstate New York.
Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.
” Oh, not in Utica.
It’s an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
– For steamed hams.
– Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- – Excuse me for one second.
– Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I’m pooped.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? – Aurora borealis.
– Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? – Yes.
– May I see it? No.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It’s just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
! Help.